Wow. Redundancies (of course the g-grandfather was dead, she's Jewish and she named her son after hiim so he's been dead >19 years) and inaccuracies (5'3" is tall on what planet?) and no pause for breath - I guess talking all the time keeps up enough positive pressure in her head so that no fact can penetrate.

(Plus she reminds me a bit of my mother, though Mom does let other people finish talking.)